This Goon Ski Face Mask is perfect for someone with a cocaine habit or shooting a porno movie. As you can see from the photo, the majestic beauty of this Goon Ski Face Mask rivals earthly treasures such as: the color of the sky at sunset, the laughter of a small child, and infidelity.
Qualities of the Goon Ski Face Mask:
- Water resistant
- Reversible to solid black materia
- This muther looks awesome
- Doesn't have any weird splotches under black lights
Due to the assumed large demand for this Goon Ski Face Mask, all purchases could be subjected to a quiz to determine your level of badass-ity.
The price of the Goon Ski Face Mask is firm: $9.99 or 1,000 Chef Boyardee Beef Ravioli or a framed & signed photo of Betty White.