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  • Goon Neoprene Face Mask

Goon Ski Face Mask

$10.00

Product Description

green-goon-face-maskThis Goon Ski Face Mask is perfect for someone with a cocaine habit or shooting a porno movie. As you can see from the photo, the majestic beauty of this Goon Ski Face Mask rivals earthly treasures such as: the color of the sky at sunset, the laughter of a small child, and infidelity.

Qualities of the Goon Ski Face Mask:
- Water resistant
- Reversible to solid black materia
- This muther looks awesome
- Doesn't have any weird splotches under black lights

Due to the assumed large demand for this Goon Ski Face Mask, all purchases could be subjected to a quiz to determine your level of badass-ity.

The price of the Goon Ski Face Mask is firm: $9.99 or 1,000 Chef Boyardee Beef Ravioli or a framed & signed photo of Betty White.

Warranty Information

  • Water resistant
  • Model: SFAGOO
  • Reversible to solid black material
  • Velcro closure
  • Wearable with goggles
  • One size fits most
  • Climate Protection
  • Vent Holes at Ear and Mouth

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Quantity:
SKU:
FMG05
Weight:
2.00 Ounces
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Current Stock:
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