This is my Gas Mask Ski Face Mask. There are many like it, but this one is mine.
My Gas Mask Ski Face Masks is my best friend. It is my life. I must master it as I must master my life.
My Gas Mask Ski Face Mask, without me, is useless. Without my Gas Mask Ski Face Mask, I am useless. I must breath true. I must stay warmer than my enemy who is trying to kill me. I must wear my Gas Mask Ski Face Mask. I will...
My Gas Mask Ski Face Mask and myself know that what counts on a motorcycle is not the size of our engine, the noise of our pipes, or the smoke we make. We know that it is the Ski face mask that count.
My rifle is human, even as I, because it is my life. Thus, I will learn it as a brother. I will learn its weaknesses, its strength, its parts, its accessories, its sights and its barrel. I will keep my rifle clean and ready, even as I am clean and ready. We will become part of each other. We will...
Before God, I swear this creed. My Gas Mask Ski Face Mask and myself are the defenders of my country. We are the masters of our motorcycle. We are the saviors of my life.
So be it, until victory is America's and there is no enemy, but peace!